only when I go to bed and wake up
(Source: broooooooklyn, via ratchet-disease)
Fish
Never stop creating
how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom
She’s white.
The entire world is about her.
Bahaha!!!
(Source: mores-ank-hex, via prettypenises)
Enquanto isso, em um universo paralelo…
Me: I had the dream again…
Doctor: Stop bursting into my office.
(via mydnd)
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Neil Gaiman and Terry Gilliam
ya weirdos
(Source: whosay.com)
These are really cute and I kind of want them but they’re out of stock. :(
Dawww, I’m going on an adWenture.
(via mydnd)
Yeah, that’s an unopened VHS, yeah. #VHS #90s
There’s not a lot you can do if the dog digs up some ancient prayer book and then chews it in a way the invites the kind of curse that makes him grow human hair. Keep an eye on it and offer only basic maintenance: Shampoo, conditioner. Maybe some pomade if you’re going out. But no need to break the bank with expensive haircuts and styling techniques to match the season’s hottest looks because remember: Chewing up the ancient prayer book was BAD. And the dog needs to know that. Bad dog!
Bad dog indeed.
You broke Crazy Monster’s heart.
These are our fancy living faces #breakfast #oxfordexchange
That’s some damn fine coffee! #breakfast #oxfordexchange (at Oxford Exchange)
